I'm not going to put any info here that couldn't logically be derived
from the comic (except last names). If anything does contradict, then the comic
can be taken as canon. If the comic contradicts itself, then I refer you to the
concept of parallel universes.
Jordan Van Hayes A college student, workaholic, insomniac/narcoleptic, and The Grandma's all-purpose slave.
Glenn Oltero Uri's 'twin brother' and
Jordan's cousin, he has morphed into a mer-man-snake who's afraid of water. Poet, songwriter, friend to kings and peasants, enjoys hotwiring cars.
Uri Van Hayes Jordan's sister,
currently a blob. World's top architect, now, bafflingly, moving from minimum-wage job minimum-wage job.
Florence Magus High school drama
teacher who can't keep the drama out of her life.
Vivian Bain One of a family of hundreds. Hereditary priestess of Hera for about thirteen generations - has no Greek ancestry.
Sam Sciuhen A shy, young rocket scientist who dreams of heroism in the stars.
Andrei Leroux Jordan's boyfriend
and roommate. Enjoys mixing food, chemicals, and people.
Cecilia Van Hayes Uri's (and
Jordan's?) mother. She has a secret from most of the world.
The Grandma The nameless villain of
this piece, who can OBVIOUSLY run the world better than anyone else doing the job right now. Cecilia's mother.
Odeda A Salishan Sasquatch (Canadian Bigfoot) who was chased south by hunters. Currently living with Jordan and Andrei. Good at cards.
Harold Van Hayes Jordan and Uri's father.
Sybil Sawyer Harold's girlfriend.
Maia
Xue Pronounced SHWAY.
Dooley Dugelhoff An artist, Glenn's
friend.
Kamali An artist.
Benvolo "the Mazing," an unemployed actor.
Theobald Gamen, called Theo, a day-trader and gambler.
